Trading a great computer for a car in summerville?

I need a car bad I am willing to trade my pc for one it is a HP Pavilion a1410n. with a 2.41ghz amd athlon 64 processor. It has 4 gigs of ram and a 200 gig hard drive. it also has 2 pci slots and a pci express slot. it has a nvidia ge force 8500 graphics card and a sound blaster audio card instaled it has tons of 2.0 usb ports and it has many slots for different types of memory cards. it also has a cd dvd burner installed. I also have the original drivers for all the hardware. i will also throw in speakers and a sub woofer, a usb optic mouse and a keyboard, also a 17 inch flat screen lcd monitor. The car has to be in good shape and paid off no engine problems or stuff like that. also it has to have the title. please some one help me i really need a car bad to get to work and i put alot of money into this pc so its a good deal. its very clean and quiet also it has windows xp instaled on it. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME ASAP if your in the summerville area that would be great. Thanks